Nature Ritualist Prints

"I see Mrs. ogmore-Pritchard's coven are dancing naked around her plum tree again -- must be the solstice."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Loofah Lady

"Great coffee, Carole."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

Tiger

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Take me to your barista."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'How long has what been going on?'