Reef Keeper Pillows

Call me selfish, but 2020 has been a "really" good year for me!

"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Go on - they're organic!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."