Reef Enthusiast Pillows

Nobody Knows What They've Lost

'Don't ask him about his scuba diving vacation!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Holy Relics.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Required Reeding.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

My Musical Influences

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Michel de Montaigne

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

The Wonder Of It All

"You and your stones collection!"