Reef Enthusiast Mugs

'Don't ask him about his scuba diving vacation!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

My Musical Influences

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Holy Relics.

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Michel de Montaigne

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

The Wonder Of It All

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"You and your stones collection!"

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

Snuggie of Turin