Riff Enthusiast Mugs

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

My Musical Influences

God invents the guitar riff - "It should go...Dhrrr, Dhrr - Dhrrr! Dhirrh, Dhrr, Di - Hrr.."

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

New music conference

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Musician plugged into amp.

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Ohm sweet Ohm

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Michel de Montaigne

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

my boyfriend's a music producer...

"Mom, what's refraction?"

Lover's leap: Man paining sign falls off.

Cinemaplex

'The divorce settlement stipulates she gets 3 dB of all the assets...'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

I am woman, and also lion, hear me roar.

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

"From the medical perspective the jury is still out regarding the benefits if cannabis. . ."

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

'Guess what,Doris- I've won you a grass strimmer!'