Riff Realist Mugs

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

World Production.

Bathroom Fairy

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Musician plugged into amp.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

My Musical Influences

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

'We're reconciled-thanks to the Lottery rollover!'

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

Genius.