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"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

My Musical Influences

God invents the guitar riff - "It should go...Dhrrr, Dhrr - Dhrrr! Dhirrh, Dhrr, Di - Hrr.."

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

Eric Clapton.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

New music conference

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Musician plugged into amp.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Tony Iommi

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Ohm sweet Ohm

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Michel de Montaigne

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Nobody Knows What They've Lost

"Mom, what's refraction?"

Lover's leap: Man paining sign falls off.

'The divorce settlement stipulates she gets 3 dB of all the assets...'

Steve Morse

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Cinemaplex

I am woman, and also lion, hear me roar.