Reed Enthusiast Mugs

Vampire Bassoonist

Clarinet

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Touring Cyclist

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

A smiling cyclist

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Sam's Venison.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

It happened on Christmas Eve

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'