Redneck Culture Fans Pillows

Parking Lot Dare

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

The return of the four sheepskins

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Knights of the Square Table.

Disease-y Top

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Ether Island

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

Ghosts from around the world

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Geek Day Dreams

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Hollywood/Vine: 'Wow! Lassie was here! And Rin-Tin-Tin!'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

Housewives meet Top Chef