Redneck Humor Fan Pillows

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Any references?"

Going Down?

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

You've lost an electron? Are you sure you're all right? I'm positive.

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

A plunger in an outhouse

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Close, but no cigar!

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

I'm a Smart-Cow!

A Little Mistake.

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

"It's talk like a pirate day."

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Servant girls wishing to leave because the soldiers have moved from Knightsbridge.