Redneck Humor Fan Pillows

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Any references?"

Going Down?

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

A plunger in an outhouse

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

Close, but no cigar!

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

A Little Mistake.

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"It's talk like a pirate day."

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Servant girls wishing to leave because the soldiers have moved from Knightsbridge.