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Parking Lot Dare

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

The return of the four sheepskins

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Disease-y Top

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Geek Day Dreams

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

Housewives meet Top Chef