Redneck Culture Fan T-Shirts

'You will look simply marvelous in this newest one from our road kill collection!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Moulin Rouge Security

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Geek Day Dreams

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

Marilyn Manson

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Nerd night out.

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

Welcome to the British Museum...

Gravestones showing 'bottled milk' 'penny candy' etc

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

Last Tango in Wisconsin

Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"

One-Martini Lunch

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Back Of Mount Rushmore

Liberty deodorant.

Elevator Stuffing Was A Very Short Lived Fad In The 1950s,

'No Farmer Bob, that is not a medical book to help treat the sore ass.'