Redneck Culture Fan T-Shirts

'You will look simply marvelous in this newest one from our road kill collection!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Moulin Rouge Security

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Geek Day Dreams

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

Nerd night out.

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Welcome to the British Museum...

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

One-Martini Lunch

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Last Tango in Wisconsin

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

Gravestones showing 'bottled milk' 'penny candy' etc

Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"

First you must prove your worthiness.

Elevator Stuffing Was A Very Short Lived Fad In The 1950s,

Liberty deodorant.