Redhead With A Twist Pillows

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

Ball as water-melon.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'Frankendumpty'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'