Redhead With A Twist Pillows

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

Ball as water-melon.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Frankendumpty'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'