Redhead Revolutionist Pillows

Meeting of the Organisation of People With Red Hair and Freckles.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Tough Teddies

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

Australian punk

François Guizot

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

The Death of Marat

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The Surly Yoof

"No taxation without representation!"

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Benjamin Franklin

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

Death of Fidel Castro