Redemption Thinkers Pillows

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

Thomas Cranmer

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Get an afterlife!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

10 Commandments Exceptions.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Aleppo & the World

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Oh that's a missionary school."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Church: 'We reserve the right to refuse salvation to anyone.'

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

Savings/Saviour's Bank.

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'