Redemption Believer Pillows

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

Give Thanks.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

Canadian Jesus

Jesus Fish

God's Miracles.