Redemption Thinkers T-Shirts

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

Joined at the hipster.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Thomas Cranmer

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Get an afterlife!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

10 Commandments Exceptions.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Aleppo & the World

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Leftie Trump

"Oh that's a missionary school."

Church: 'We reserve the right to refuse salvation to anyone.'

Miraculous Architecture

Every Day Is Fundraising Time

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.

Savings/Saviour's Bank.

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"