Red Tape Skeptic Gifts

'You're paying by check? That will be $8 dollars for the groceries and $15 dollars for the credit report.'

Immigration desk with only in trays.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Distractions: Work Disputes

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

Planning permission REFUSED...

Diabolical bureaucratic management

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'Failure is not an option. But inaction due to foot-dragging and red tape is a definite possibility.'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

A day at the UN.

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

'It's an EIEIO!'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"What do people mean when they say the recruitment process was 'opaque'?

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'