Red Tape Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the red tape cynic in your life? Delight them with our collection of cleverly designed items that humorously comment on bureaucracy and red tape. Perfect for those who see the humor in life's frustrations with officialdom, these products blend wit and creativity, making every coffee break, wardrobe statement, or living room corner a little more amusing. Whether it's a sarcastic mug, a cheeky t-shirt, or a humorous print, there’s something to make any cynic smile and feel understood.

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IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.' mockup

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

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'Let's not go by the book.'

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'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?' mockup

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

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European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules mockup

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

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'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.' mockup

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

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The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker. mockup

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

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'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?' mockup

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

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Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign. mockup

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

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Distractions: Work Disputes

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"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

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"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..." mockup

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

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"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application." mockup

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

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How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration? mockup

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

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"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?" mockup

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

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'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!' mockup

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

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Diabolical bureaucratic management mockup

Diabolical bureaucratic management

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Planning permission REFUSED...

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"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch." mockup

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

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'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.' mockup

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

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'Failure is not an option. But inaction due to foot-dragging and red tape is a definite possibility.'

'Failure is not an option. But inaction due to foot-dragging and red tape is a definite possibility.' mockup

'Failure is not an option. But inaction due to foot-dragging and red tape is a definite possibility.'

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A day at the UN.

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"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation." mockup

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

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Bureau of Red Tape

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Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

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'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?' mockup

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

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"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change." mockup

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

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"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape." mockup

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

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Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon! mockup

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

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'It's an EIEIO!'

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'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.' mockup

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

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"What do people mean when they say the recruitment process was 'opaque'?

"What do people mean when they say the recruitment process was 'opaque'? mockup

"What do people mean when they say the recruitment process was 'opaque'?

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Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape mockup

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

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Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check. mockup

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

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'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.' mockup

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

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"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care." mockup

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

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Red Tape Cynic Gifts Collection

Red Tape Cynic Mugs

Browse our collection of hilarious mugs that celebrate the red tape cynic’s sense of humor. Perfect for coffee lovers who love a good laugh.

Red Tape Cynic Pillows

Add humor to your living space with pillows that humorously address bureaucracy and red tape. A fun conversation starter.

Red Tape Cynic Prints

Decorate your home or office with prints that humorously critique bureaucracy. Perfect for anyone who loves to laugh at officialdom.

Red Tape Cynic T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts designed for the red tape cynic. Make a statement and show off your sense of humor with our clever designs.