Red Sea Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Revenge had come.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Really Early Vikings

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Victorian Royal Navy