Red Sea Enthusiast Prints

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Revenge had come.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Really Early Vikings

Victorian Royal Navy

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'