Red Planet Roamer Gifts

NASA asks the question: Is there evidence Mars once had water?

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Fishing direction sign.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

Two cats on vacation

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

"I'm afraid that junior is not a happy camper."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

"Hmmm..."

"... Yeah. Just dropping it off now."

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

"It's a text from Lassie, something about Timmy being in trouble. Apparently, his phone battery died, and he's freaking out."

'Did you get a fuselage number Denis?'

They just discovered an earthlike planet, and it's close. "Earthlike"? It's in Proxima Centauri's habitable zone. Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets? It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset. HOJ. But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to? I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile.

And when he lands a fish, he will rarely kill it - but will watch it return to the water...Happy to see it free once more...to give sport to some Brother Angler.

Odd Angles,a strip on coarse angling.