Red Cross Worker Pillows

Peace in the Middle East!

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Polly txt speak

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Women Supporting Women!"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Team Leader

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Employee won't think about work outside of box