Rspca Worker Pillows

I think we should keep YOU in there for six months!

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Marry me astronaut

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Blue Origin

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Survival kit

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Sunday.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Witch's Tow

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

'Oh - It's you.'

Peace in the Middle East!

Black Hole Corks

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'