Rspca Supporters Pillows

"You've got to help me, my life is in great danger"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Palin's Teabaggers

Al Baldasaro

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Condoleezza Rice

Trump's Trophy

'The Secret is to write what you know.'

Amazon Strike

"Very Republican. I love it."

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

"Will you be our surrogate?"

I think we should keep YOU in there for six months!

Picket sign writers on strike.

"You all said it wouldn't last! So, who looks stupid now?"

New heart throb.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

'Genetically-modified food' -'Food with hormones' - 'Food with additives'

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

'Of course it's an empty sign! I'm on strike, man!'

Computer causes a strike.

'You'd best get a move on if you don't want the entire network grinding to a halt'

"Podge is stocking up ahead of the dinner ladies strike."

Girl waters a plant