Social Care Supporters Pillows

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

"Inactivists"

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

Health care success #4

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

"The Brexit windfall didn't QUITE cover the cost of the promised massive investment in social care, but we did scrape together enough for a new pencil sharpener!"

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

"The mask hides how thrilled he is that the CQC is resuming inspections."

"You all said it wouldn't last! So, who looks stupid now?"

'Minister, you have been very critical of social workers in recent weeks. Some might argue that your role in fisheries doesn't really qualify you to comment!'

'We've a problem family at number 38, they all work, they're debt free, have no drug problems and appear to be happy.'

No 1 in a series of unlikely events: "Social work is such a meaningful worthwhile work that I've decided to give up my lucrative law practise to join you!"

'Surely you can earn more than this! Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security.'

'I said we're putting you in a Don't Care Home.'

Ex Circus Clown Down On His Luck. Please Give.

Drop-In Centre

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

"Since the downturn we've even had bankers switch careers and come to work for us."

"Did you say you've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. . . I'd forget about it!"

'I'm sorry if people have had their hopes dashed.'

"I thought the new strategy for getting rid of bedblockers involved social workers and a care pathway!"