Social Care Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought the new strategy for getting rid of bedblockers involved social workers and a care pathway!"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'Big Issue...'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Marathon costume

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

STRIP *Community Care * Change

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

New more powerful, furniture polish.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

'He's my father and I say we dump him pricate...!'

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

United Way Building Blocks.

'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'

"The Brexit windfall didn't QUITE cover the cost of the promised massive investment in social care, but we did scrape together enough for a new pencil sharpener!"