Social Care Enthusiast Mugs

"I thought the new strategy for getting rid of bedblockers involved social workers and a care pathway!"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

'Big Issue...'

Marathon costume

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

New more powerful, furniture polish.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

STRIP *Community Care * Change

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

'He's my father and I say we dump him pricate...!'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink. Oh, doc, I'm so depressed. . ."

Charm...Offensive.

United Way Building Blocks.

'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'