Social Care Supporters Prints

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"Inactivists"

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

Health care success #4

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'

"The Brexit windfall didn't QUITE cover the cost of the promised massive investment in social care, but we did scrape together enough for a new pencil sharpener!"

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

"You all said it wouldn't last! So, who looks stupid now?"

"The mask hides how thrilled he is that the CQC is resuming inspections."

'We've a problem family at number 38, they all work, they're debt free, have no drug problems and appear to be happy.'

'Minister, you have been very critical of social workers in recent weeks. Some might argue that your role in fisheries doesn't really qualify you to comment!'

No 1 in a series of unlikely events: "Social work is such a meaningful worthwhile work that I've decided to give up my lucrative law practise to join you!"

'Surely you can earn more than this! Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security.'

Ex Circus Clown Down On His Luck. Please Give.

Drop-In Centre

"The social care budget wouldn't run to a supported flat in the community, but there was just about enough to pay to get him wheeled into the car park."

'I said we're putting you in a Don't Care Home.'

"Since the downturn we've even had bankers switch careers and come to work for us."

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

'I'm sorry if people have had their hopes dashed.'

"I thought the new strategy for getting rid of bedblockers involved social workers and a care pathway!"