Scribe Supporter Pillows

'The Secret is to write what you know.'

"Meet the scribe"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've got writer's block."

'Spell checker!'

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Well la de da. . .

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Press freedom makes democracy.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Paper or plastic?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"