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'The Secret is to write what you know.'

"Meet the scribe"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've got writer's block."

'Spell checker!'

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Well la de da. . .

Snail Pattern Balding.

Sober Tooth Tiger

The Family Joules: Part 3

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Press freedom makes democracy.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Paper or plastic?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'