Csr Officer Pillows

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'You know too much,'

Airport Security.

Please Drove Carefully.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

TSA Noah

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Better times ahead.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Scarecrows guarding a field

AI Safety Officer

"Careful."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Presidential surveillance ass!"