Csr Officer Mugs

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

Please Drove Carefully.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

TSA Noah

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

The Scanner Of Love.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Better times ahead.

AI Safety Officer

Scarecrows guarding a field

"I spy with my little eye…"

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Careful."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.