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Peace in the Middle East!

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Polly txt speak

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Team Leader

'Steak Ted?'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'