Festival Worker T-Shirts

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Face painting.

Cariactures

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Chano Pozo,

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Clown Face Painting

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

The Running of the Brie

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Earth Mother

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Spaghetti Rave"

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"Mine's camper."