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"Rough week, Gourdie?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Santa Claus's Mail

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Create some buzz!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A man washing a mascot costume

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Canape?

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

The devil you know and his plus one

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Scottish party

Trade Show Sherpas

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Pearly King and Queen