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"I now make deliveries in the off-season too."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Who's the new guy?'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

After party at the spill club.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Santa's gifts for 2021

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Slow and hurl.'

Christmas / " Are you still here, Simpkins ?"

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Rollercoaster police chase.

'He's spread...now what?'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Interviews are always stressful...this is his fourteenth....and they all turned him down!"

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Curse of the mutant gene.

Whack - a - mole.