Festive Job Enthusiasts Mugs

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Who's the new guy?'

After party at the spill club.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Santa's gifts for 2021

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'I'm all about quantity.'

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'He's spread...now what?'

Christmas / " Are you still here, Simpkins ?"

'Slow and hurl.'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"Interviews are always stressful...this is his fourteenth....and they all turned him down!"

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Curse of the mutant gene.