Carnival Worker T-Shirts

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'He said business was bad but I didn't think it was that bad!!'

'I'm all about quantity.'

Ferris Wheel set on High Speed.

'Sure, it's a comedown, but unlike a lot of investment analysts, I'm still morking.'

'We can talk about money later.'

'One footlong please.'

'Here's my business card.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Experience?'

'Guess Your Weight And Online Banking Password.'

"She attracts a better clientle than the monkey did."

'I understand that this guy used to be the advance man for a carnival sideshow.'

'Fancy muttering 'not blummin more face painting' as we walked by her stall!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I see you carrying a bit of extra weight."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Wait - your future isn't dark and empty. I forgot to plug this thing in."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'He's spread...now what?'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Wow! An international carnival.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'I found work painting waltzers.'

Face Painting.

'...the honest politician, see the ten year old who can read and write and much, much, more. Roll up, folks...'

Guillotine Strongman

Whack - a - mole.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Shooting Range