Red Carpet Regular Mugs

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

May I have the envelope, please?

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Oscars acceptance speech.

'And who are you wearing?'

Oscars

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Live the Dream!

'And who are you wearing?'

A woman bows to the crowd

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Red Carpet

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.