Red Carpet Lover Mugs

"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'I'm a star!'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

May I have the envelope, please?

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Oscars acceptance speech.

'And who are you wearing?'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Oscars

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Live the Dream!

'And who are you wearing?'

Magician creates magic square

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"