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"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

Jude Law.

Bradley Cooper

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'I'm a star!'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars acceptance speech.

Oscars

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'And who are you wearing?'

Live the Dream!

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

'And who are you wearing?'

Magician creates magic square

Leonardo DiCaprio

A woman bows to the crowd

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"