Red Carpet Admirer Mugs

Emma Thompson

Oscar Victory

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

George Clooney Machine

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Hollywood producer.

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Michael Caine

May I have the envelope, please?

David Bowie

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

TV stage door

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

The Month of June

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

Melanie Griffith

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

Al Pacino

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'And who are you wearing?'

Madonna.

Jude Law.