Red Carpet Regular Gifts

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars acceptance speech.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Live the Dream!

'And who are you wearing?'

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

'And who are you wearing?'

Jude Law.

Oscar Victory

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Leonardo DiCaprio

Carpet

A woman bows to the crowd

Emma Thompson

On the red carpet

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Red Carpet

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.