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'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

Media Attention for Aliens

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

May I have the envelope, please?

Live the Dream!

'And who are you wearing?'

Oscars

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And who are you wearing?'

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

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