Red Carpet Fan Mugs

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

Celebrity Gold

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Champagne

Dead Funny

Advocado

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Masquerade

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Clown walks balloon dog

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.