Magic Carpet Fan Mugs

Flying carpet

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Campaign Trail

Carpet cleaner.

"Take a letter, any letter"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Antique oriental carpets.

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'No seat belts, dad?'

'I got the raise!'

Flying carpets.

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Cross Platform.

"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"

"So...you drive stick."