Magic Carpet Fan Mugs

Flying carpet

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Carpet cleaner.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Campaign Trail

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Magical box of chocolates.

Antique oriental carpets.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'I said shag carpeting.'

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Universal Movie Awards. We've seen celebrities from the biggest starts to the brilliant meteorites arriving here at the Universal Movie Awards. There's a moon who is up for a supporting role award, and the Perseid meteor shower, which is nominated for special effects. And there's Mars, blending right into the red carpet. They all better hurry inside and take their seats. The show is about to start with the Best Picture Award. They're starting with the Best Picture Award? Of course! Out h

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'No seat belts, dad?'

'I got the raise!'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Cross Platform.

Flying carpets.

"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"