Recruitment Reformer Pillows

"These are the only applicants we found. I think we need to start thinking about the salaries we offer."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Stethoscope line.

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Women Have To Choose

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Louis Antoine Jullien

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

'I am trying to bring about change.'

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

"We were actually looking to recruit more cats."

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

Egypt Political Changes

Community Complaints Redress Mechanisms Bureaucracy

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

'Sure I submitted somebody else's resum? - I'm the victim of a stolen identity.'

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

One suggestion for improved mine safety...