Recruitment Reformer Gifts

"These are the only applicants we found. I think we need to start thinking about the salaries we offer."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Stethoscope line.

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

'I am trying to bring about change.'

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'

Community Complaints Redress Mechanisms Bureaucracy

Egypt Political Changes

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

"We were actually looking to recruit more cats."

'Sure I submitted somebody else's resum? - I'm the victim of a stolen identity.'

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

'Sir, can I talk to you? I'm a victim of bullying!'

One suggestion for improved mine safety...