Recreational Swimming Pillows

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pee where you live.

Bring your own inflatable.

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Ice fisher.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Privates Beach"

"Marco ..."

"They're so like us."

Sunbathers.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.